Warning: Geese

Blair Atholl: the biggest scouting event in Scotland, but now one of the most dangerous places to be, at the moment. Yes, that's right: the camp has been overrun with geese.
These deadly killers have been sneaking about (unsuccessfully, I might add) and sniping at sub-camp Uncles. Bruce McLaren is apparently a prime target although his lack of altitude makes him hard to find. Robert Hair, one of the more unfortunate victims is suspected as being under their evil influence.
Several sightings of these mischievous things have been reported already and if you happen to spot one, run.
Be safe people, and prey they don't take you alive.

Written, made-up, designed and typed by Jamie (no last name, in case Robert Hair comes after me) Morrison Sub-camp